Amsterdam is the capitol of Germany. Everyone is either gay, high, or both. Water and canals everywhere, much like Venice but with more Jews. Everyone rides a bike and Anne Frank is the mayor. People live in windmills and wear wooden shoes - ALL THE TIME. No one has a normal job, it’s just pimps and hookers and the occasional drug dealer. All anyone ever eats is cheese and special brownies. Also, unicorns.
In a nutshell!
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